Swish Swish - a haiku

Swish Swish - a haiku. I miss my raincoat. Big white dots on shiny black. Tween fashionista.

Nice to Meet You? - a haiku

Nice to Meet You - a haiku. Loosen up your grip. Why are you punishing me? Your hand is a vice

Walking Home from Work - a haiku

Walking Home from Work - a haiku. It fills me with fear, when a cool breeze hits my thigh. Where has my skirt gone?

Addictive Personality - a haiku

Addictive Personality - a haiku. Thinking of haikus, once I start I cannot stop. Added MSG?

Internet Favourites - a haiku

Internet Favourites - a haiku. Today's horoscopes spoke of wealth, power and love. I'd rather sleep in

Bah Dum Bah Ching! - a haiku

Bah Dum Bah Ching - a haiku. Retired teacher once told me puns weren't funny. Complete lack of class.

IAWTC - a haiku

IAWTC - a haiku. Hello internet. Sometimes you make me depressed. 'Moar' is not a word.

Suspicious Puddles - a haiku

Suspicious Puddles - a haiku. Month old cucumber covered in purple and white threw up on the floor

Blog Post #8

Dammit, I should have saved my blog entry for the fiftieth haiku.

Or would that have been too much excitement for you to handle in just one day?

Perhaps I did y'all a favour.

Fifty! - a haiku

Fifty! - a haiku. Everything is fine. No flagrant system errors. Nothing is ruined.