Thursday, October 1, 2009

Worst. Blogger. Ever.

I have attempted many times over the last year to ressurect this wee site.

I write the haikus, that's no problem. It's the making of the pictures, the scanning, saving, colouring, resizing, positioning, uploading, writing HTML...I mean it's not like that's all HARD, it's just not FUN, and I am lazy at heart.

Which is why I write haikus, the shortest poems ever, and not Odes to Josephine and Other Fine Ladies of Moral Repute (fyi any people out there who write odes - that is an ode that is just begging to be written).

So, lets look at the facts. I am lazy, and want to post short things. I guess you can see where this is going - I am moving to Twitter for some text-only action.

If you would like to follow me that would be nice, if you don't, then that is fine too and I am sure we can still remain friends.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Working Girl - a haiku

Working Girl - a haiku.
I went through my pad
I cut out all my doodles
I was just that bored

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Team Meeting - a haiku

This is a little something I like to call "haiku'ing at work".

Team Meeting - a haiku.
Urgent note to self:
Keep your bottom in your chair.
Don't flee the building

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Destruction - a haiku

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Destruction - a haiku. I can't help but think, 'who's gonna clean that mess up?', when I watch Fight Club

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Mistletoe and Holly - a haiku

It's not mid-November anymore, it was when I wrote this, lets just all pretend!

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Mistletoe and Holly - a haiku. It's Mid-November. My Christmas music is on. Tinsel in my hair.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Soy Sauce Fran├žais - a haiku

Soy Sauce Francais - a haiku. I am learning French. Imagine this time next year. Bilingual haikus!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Technical Issues

Oh Internet, why hast thou forsaken me?

Pictures to return soon, I hope.

Edit: Now that pictures have returned, what is the e-tiquette (see what I did there?). Do I delete the post? Bung this edit on the end? Hmm.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Spring Clean - a haiku

True story, folks.

Spring Clean - a haiku. What is this item? It is ugly and broken. Why do I own it?

Rough Cuisine - a haiku

The first picture-less haiku, a special treat to show you how this website got its name, how it was monikered-up-right-nice.

a haiku

Slimy pasta mess
Swimming in a pool of glop
Soy sauce carnival

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Blog Post #9

Ooh la la, right guys?

We have gone from a poorly-coded-webpage to a still-poorly-coded-but-now-it-has-cool-stuff-webpage.

Cool stuff like comments (which you can leave even if you don't have a blogger account), email-this-page option (delicious promotion) and tags (so you can just look at the haikus involving celebrities if you want).

Progress is swift, try to keep up.

...Maybe not swift, as it has been a month since I updated the site. Perhaps just swift-like, swift-y, swift-onic.

I am still working on some things, but for now, you will find all of the old haikus and blogs in this one handy location.