I HEART MYSPACE - a haiku

I HEART MYSPACE - a haiku. To the teenage girls: If I am being honest, your fashion scares me

Truly Outrageous - a haiku

Truly Outrageous - a haiku. My fashion icon, is Roxy from The Misfits. (Their songs are better)

Bed-Head - a haiku

Bed-Head - a haiku. It wants to go left. I will shrug and say OK. I'm done arguing.

Ill-Fitting - a haiku

Ill-Fitting - a haiku. People say 'cowl neck'. I like 'my neck vomited'. Far more visual

Swish Swish - a haiku

Swish Swish - a haiku. I miss my raincoat. Big white dots on shiny black. Tween fashionista.

Performance Art - a haiku

Performance Art - a haiku. At the bus station a girl wore only a towel with a shower cap

Low Price of $349.95 - a haiku

Low Price of $349.95 - a haiku. Fashionable boots. They're making you walk funny. Chic but bow-legged

Wool-dulgence - a haiku

Wool-dulgence - a haiku. Sixty dollar scarf, a complete waste of money! Do you take Visa?