Losing It - a haiku

Losing It - a haiku. Bertrand has a hat, plus a statue on his back. Well dressed grizzly bear

What's For Dinner? - a haiku

What's for Dinner - a haiku. I vote we change it, to the solitary 'cous'. Get Webster on it

Listen Up, CSI Folk - a haiku

Listen Up, CSI Folk - a haiku. When balloons get old, they shrivel when you touch them. Hold your fingerprints.

"Ew, Whose is That?" - a haiku

Ew, Whose is That? - a haiku. My old squishy pear, sitting in the fridge alone, led to mockery

No, Seriously - a haiku

No, Seriously - a haiku. Sam said this morning, "our wall is growing mushrooms". Time to fix the leak