Working Girl - a haiku

Working Girl - a haiku.
I went through my pad
I cut out all my doodles
I was just that bored

Team Meeting - a haiku

This is a little something I like to call "haiku'ing at work".

Team Meeting - a haiku.
Urgent note to self:
Keep your bottom in your chair.
Don't flee the building

Destruction - a haiku

Destruction - a haiku. I can't help but think, 'who's gonna clean that mess up?', when I watch Fight Club

Mistletoe and Holly - a haiku

It's not mid-November anymore, it was when I wrote this, lets just all pretend!

Mistletoe and Holly - a haiku. It's Mid-November. My Christmas music is on. Tinsel in my hair.

Soy Sauce Français - a haiku

Soy Sauce Francais - a haiku. I am learning French. Imagine this time next year. Bilingual haikus!

Spring Clean - a haiku

True story, folks.

Spring Clean - a haiku. What is this item? It is ugly and broken. Why do I own it?

Bad Parent - a haiku

Bad Parent - a haiku. SSC neglect. I should never have children. Forgetting ain't cool

One Hand Clapping - a haiku

One Hand Clapping - a haiku. Website hiatus. Tree falling in the forest. You know what I mean?

Questioning One's Orientation - a haiku

Questioning One's Orientation - a haiku. I read yesterday. Eva Mendes owns 'Glitter'. And she likes to swear.

Watching 'Unfaithful' - a haiku

Watching 'Unfaithful' - a haiku. This movie's moral. Probably "don't go cheating". Not "French guys are hot".

Relaxin' - a haiku

Relaxin' - a haiku. Fantasy du jour. It involves a comfy couch. Glass of ginger beer.

Stinkymart - a haiku

Stinkymart - a haiku. To the manager. Your store smells really yucky. I'm going to leave.

Celebs Without Makeup - a haiku

Celebs Without Makeup - a haiku. Dear Gossip Tabloid. Stop saying 'romp' and 'love rat'. Keep the bad puns though

Hottie Bribery - a haiku

Hottie Bribery - a haiku. Dear Gary Oldman. If you come round to my house, I will bake a pie

c/o American Idol - a haiku

c/o American Idol - a haiku. Dear Kelly Clarkson, You are utterly awesome, No complaints from me

I HEART MYSPACE - a haiku

I HEART MYSPACE - a haiku. To the teenage girls: If I am being honest, your fashion scares me

Losing It - a haiku

Losing It - a haiku. Bertrand has a hat, plus a statue on his back. Well dressed grizzly bear

What's For Dinner? - a haiku

What's for Dinner - a haiku. I vote we change it, to the solitary 'cous'. Get Webster on it

Listen Up, CSI Folk - a haiku

Listen Up, CSI Folk - a haiku. When balloons get old, they shrivel when you touch them. Hold your fingerprints.

"Ew, Whose is That?" - a haiku

Ew, Whose is That? - a haiku. My old squishy pear, sitting in the fridge alone, led to mockery