Destruction - a haiku

Destruction - a haiku. I can't help but think, 'who's gonna clean that mess up?', when I watch Fight Club

Mistletoe and Holly - a haiku

It's not mid-November anymore, it was when I wrote this, lets just all pretend!

Mistletoe and Holly - a haiku. It's Mid-November. My Christmas music is on. Tinsel in my hair.

Soy Sauce Français - a haiku

Soy Sauce Francais - a haiku. I am learning French. Imagine this time next year. Bilingual haikus!

Technical Issues

Oh Internet, why hast thou forsaken me?

Pictures to return soon, I hope.

Edit: Now that pictures have returned, what is the e-tiquette (see what I did there?). Do I delete the post? Bung this edit on the end? Hmm.

Spring Clean - a haiku

True story, folks.

Spring Clean - a haiku. What is this item? It is ugly and broken. Why do I own it?

Rough Cuisine - a haiku

The first picture-less haiku, a special treat to show you how this website got its name, how it was monikered-up-right-nice.


ROUGH CUISINE
a haiku
Slimy pasta mess
Swimming in a pool of glop
Soy sauce carnival

Blog Post #9

Ooh la la, right guys?

We have gone from a poorly-coded-webpage to a still-poorly-coded-but-now-it-has-cool-stuff-webpage.

Cool stuff like comments (which you can leave even if you don't have a blogger account), email-this-page option (delicious promotion) and tags (so you can just look at the haikus involving celebrities if you want).

Progress is swift, try to keep up.

...Maybe not swift, as it has been a month since I updated the site. Perhaps just swift-like, swift-y, swift-onic.

I am still working on some things, but for now, you will find all of the old haikus and blogs in this one handy location.

Bad Parent - a haiku

Bad Parent - a haiku. SSC neglect. I should never have children. Forgetting ain't cool

One Hand Clapping - a haiku

One Hand Clapping - a haiku. Website hiatus. Tree falling in the forest. You know what I mean?

Questioning One's Orientation - a haiku

Questioning One's Orientation - a haiku. I read yesterday. Eva Mendes owns 'Glitter'. And she likes to swear.