Questioning One's Orientation - a haiku

Questioning One's Orientation - a haiku. I read yesterday. Eva Mendes owns 'Glitter'. And she likes to swear.

Watching 'Unfaithful' - a haiku

Watching 'Unfaithful' - a haiku. This movie's moral. Probably "don't go cheating". Not "French guys are hot".

Relaxin' - a haiku

Relaxin' - a haiku. Fantasy du jour. It involves a comfy couch. Glass of ginger beer.

Stinkymart - a haiku

Stinkymart - a haiku. To the manager. Your store smells really yucky. I'm going to leave.

Celebs Without Makeup - a haiku

Celebs Without Makeup - a haiku. Dear Gossip Tabloid. Stop saying 'romp' and 'love rat'. Keep the bad puns though

Hottie Bribery - a haiku

Hottie Bribery - a haiku. Dear Gary Oldman. If you come round to my house, I will bake a pie

c/o American Idol - a haiku

c/o American Idol - a haiku. Dear Kelly Clarkson, You are utterly awesome, No complaints from me

I HEART MYSPACE - a haiku

I HEART MYSPACE - a haiku. To the teenage girls: If I am being honest, your fashion scares me

Losing It - a haiku

Losing It - a haiku. Bertrand has a hat, plus a statue on his back. Well dressed grizzly bear

What's For Dinner? - a haiku

What's for Dinner - a haiku. I vote we change it, to the solitary 'cous'. Get Webster on it