Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Watching 'Unfaithful' - a haiku

Watching 'Unfaithful' - a haiku. This movie's moral. Probably "don't go cheating". Not "French guys are hot".

Monday, August 27, 2007

Relaxin' - a haiku

Relaxin' - a haiku. Fantasy du jour. It involves a comfy couch. Glass of ginger beer.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Stinkymart - a haiku

Stinkymart - a haiku. To the manager. Your store smells really yucky. I'm going to leave.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Celebs Without Makeup - a haiku

Celebs Without Makeup - a haiku. Dear Gossip Tabloid. Stop saying 'romp' and 'love rat'. Keep the bad puns though

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Hottie Bribery - a haiku

Hottie Bribery - a haiku. Dear Gary Oldman. If you come round to my house, I will bake a pie

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

c/o American Idol - a haiku

c/o American Idol - a haiku. Dear Kelly Clarkson, You are utterly awesome, No complaints from me

Monday, August 20, 2007


I HEART MYSPACE - a haiku. To the teenage girls: If I am being honest, your fashion scares me

Friday, August 17, 2007

Losing It - a haiku

Losing It - a haiku. Bertrand has a hat, plus a statue on his back. Well dressed grizzly bear

Thursday, August 16, 2007

What's For Dinner? - a haiku

What's for Dinner - a haiku. I vote we change it, to the solitary 'cous'. Get Webster on it

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Listen Up, CSI Folk - a haiku

Listen Up, CSI Folk - a haiku. When balloons get old, they shrivel when you touch them. Hold your fingerprints.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

"Ew, Whose is That?" - a haiku

Ew, Whose is That? - a haiku. My old squishy pear, sitting in the fridge alone, led to mockery

Monday, August 13, 2007

No, Seriously - a haiku

No, Seriously - a haiku. Sam said this morning, "our wall is growing mushrooms". Time to fix the leak

Friday, August 10, 2007

All Before 9 a.m. - a haiku

All Before 9 a.m. - a haiku. The lift is broken. I work on the seventh floor. I must just go home.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Truly Outrageous - a haiku

Truly Outrageous - a haiku. My fashion icon, is Roxy from The Misfits. (Their songs are better)

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Feeling Floaty - a haiku

Feeling Floaty - a haiku. I don't want to work. I want to dance in the rain. Bin my business clothes.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Necrophilia Included - a haiku

Necrophilia Included - a haiku. Emily and I made a list of fetishes to scare the beige folk

Friday, August 3, 2007

Region 4 Please - a haiku

Region 4 Please - a haiku. Life will be complete, when 'Blossom' is at Borders. DVD box set

Thursday, August 2, 2007

'Tomkat' is Even Worse - a haiku

'Tomkat' is even worse - a haiku. I hate hybrid names. 'Brangelina' and whatnot. It is just lazy.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Sharkly Tuned Vision - a haiku

Sharkly Tuned Vision - a haiku. My widely set eyes earned me the charming nickname 'Hammerhead Katie'