Listen Up, CSI Folk - a haiku

Listen Up, CSI Folk - a haiku. When balloons get old, they shrivel when you touch them. Hold your fingerprints.

"Ew, Whose is That?" - a haiku

Ew, Whose is That? - a haiku. My old squishy pear, sitting in the fridge alone, led to mockery

No, Seriously - a haiku

No, Seriously - a haiku. Sam said this morning, "our wall is growing mushrooms". Time to fix the leak

All Before 9 a.m. - a haiku

All Before 9 a.m. - a haiku. The lift is broken. I work on the seventh floor. I must just go home.

Truly Outrageous - a haiku

Truly Outrageous - a haiku. My fashion icon, is Roxy from The Misfits. (Their songs are better)

Feeling Floaty - a haiku

Feeling Floaty - a haiku. I don't want to work. I want to dance in the rain. Bin my business clothes.

Necrophilia Included - a haiku

Necrophilia Included - a haiku. Emily and I made a list of fetishes to scare the beige folk

Region 4 Please - a haiku

Region 4 Please - a haiku. Life will be complete, when 'Blossom' is at Borders. DVD box set

'Tomkat' is Even Worse - a haiku

'Tomkat' is even worse - a haiku. I hate hybrid names. 'Brangelina' and whatnot. It is just lazy.

Sharkly Tuned Vision - a haiku

Sharkly Tuned Vision - a haiku. My widely set eyes earned me the charming nickname 'Hammerhead Katie'